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January 20 2010

04:55
And then later that day...
This is a true story: After leaving Olan Mills, and I was running with my eyes closed and I slipped and fell in a huge, deep mud puddle. My mom laughed her ass off and asked me why I didn't see the puddle, and I indignantly replied: 'IT'S NOT FUNNY! I WAS RUNNING WITH MY EYES CLOSED!'

Then we had to cover the backseat with blankets and newspapers just so I could sit in the car. And we didn't go straight home.