http://www.sarkasmo.net/ http://www.sarkasmo.net/ http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/0078/2981_8e41.jpeg 100 100 I forget what 8 was for. {"tags":["snow","car","thedude","frakeattack"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6573262343/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EThe Dude in a ditch\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ENormally, the Dude abides. Tonight, he got distracted by the frake attack and froke right the fuck out. I was driving along at 40kph when he just LOST IT, fishtailed wildly across the road, and spun 180\u00b0 while sliding down the embankment. If it weren't for that tree, we might have kept sliding all night. \u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nSeriously, though, I saw that tree heading straight for Darren's door and all I could do was say, \"I love you.\"\u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nThe wheel-well and tire took the impact, though, and not his door, thank goodness. From this angle, you can't even tell there's anything wrong, except that I shouldn't be able to photograph my car from above. \u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nThe tow truck guy said that the steering rod is broken, the axle probably bent, and he can smell fuel. \u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nThen we got home and Darren's computer was dead. \u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nMerry effing Christmas.","url":"http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/2687/3055_9967.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6573262343/"><img alt="3055_9967_400" height="300" src="http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/2687/3055_9967_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>The Dude in a ditch</strong><br />Normally, the Dude abides. Tonight, he got distracted by the frake attack and froke right the fuck out. I was driving along at 40kph when he just LOST IT, fishtailed wildly across the road, and spun 180° while sliding down the embankment. If it weren't for that tree, we might have kept sliding all night. <br /> <br /> Seriously, though, I saw that tree heading straight for Darren's door and all I could do was say, "I love you."<br /> <br /> The wheel-well and tire took the impact, though, and not his door, thank goodness. From this angle, you can't even tell there's anything wrong, except that I shouldn't be able to photograph my car from above. <br /> <br /> The tow truck guy said that the steering rod is broken, the axle probably bent, and he can smell fuel. <br /> <br /> Then we got home and Darren's computer was dead. <br /> <br /> Merry effing Christmas.</p>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 05:50:34 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/203222760/The-Dude-in-a-ditchurn:www-soup-io:1:203222760imagesnowcarthedudefrakeattack {"tags":["ontario","car","cornwall","sister","katie","human","thedude"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/4962979534/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EKatie came to visit!\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EStanding in front of our house (we live in the basement), by The Dude.","url":"http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/1061/5460_51b1.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/4962979534/"><img alt="5460_51b1_400" height="300" src="http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/1061/5460_51b1_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Katie came to visit!</strong><br />Standing in front of our house (we live in the basement), by The Dude.</p>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:35:46 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/75029027/Katie-came-to-visiturn:www-soup-io:1:75029027imageontariocarcornwallsisterkatiehumanthedude {"tags":["snow","car","darren","weather","cornwall","human","thedude","shoveling"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/4403229694/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EWhat he was flipping off\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EWe got a whole 2 inches of snow, almost. I went out later, after he left, and shoveled a clear path from the car to the front door. Also, this was last week.","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/0715/7959_72d5.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/4403229694/"><img alt="7959_72d5_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/0715/7959_72d5_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>What he was flipping off</strong><br />We got a whole 2 inches of snow, almost. I went out later, after he left, and shoveled a clear path from the car to the front door. Also, this was last week.</p>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:08:53 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/47051242/What-he-was-flipping-offurn:www-soup-io:1:47051242imagesnowcardarrenweathercornwallhumanthedudeshoveling {"tags":["chevrolet","car","chevy","cavalier","365","z24","zed24"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/3318588682/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E365.061 - Darren dressed to match the new car\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EThis is our latest car, since the Mazda died. It's a '99 Chevy Cavalier Z-24 (up here, that's pronounced 'ZED twenty four'). Jenn's nephew made sure everything is in tip-top shape for us, but we have to clean the interior. I think the previous owner had two kids, so there are crumbs and spills and a mysterious large brown stain on the back seat.","url":"http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/0253/7371_b061.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/3318588682/"><img alt="7371_b061_400" height="300" src="http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/0253/7371_b061_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>365.061 - Darren dressed to match the new car</strong><br />This is our latest car, since the Mazda died. It's a '99 Chevy Cavalier Z-24 (up here, that's pronounced 'ZED twenty four'). Jenn's nephew made sure everything is in tip-top shape for us, but we have to clean the interior. I think the previous owner had two kids, so there are crumbs and spills and a mysterious large brown stain on the back seat.</p>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 06:24:12 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/13911136/365-061-Darren-dressed-to-match-theurn:www-soup-io:1:13911136imagechevroletcarchevycavalier365z24zed24 {"tags":["snow","car","dirty","365","snowbank"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/3252554012/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E365.035 - About winter\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EOne of the few things I dislike about winter: not being able to see out the windows. Salt, fog, and dirt. Then again, when I clean the windows, all I get to see are snow mountains anyway.","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/0229/7175_03ff.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/3252554012/"><img alt="7175_03ff_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/0229/7175_03ff_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>365.035 - About winter</strong><br />One of the few things I dislike about winter: not being able to see out the windows. Salt, fog, and dirt. Then again, when I clean the windows, all I get to see are snow mountains anyway.</p>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 04:29:55 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/12307357/365-035-About-winterurn:www-soup-io:1:12307357imagesnowcardirty365snowbank {"tags":["ontario","canada","me","car","roadtrip","sp","401"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/3197772960/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EThe ride home\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ETrying to show the pile of junk in the backseat - really, it seems bigger because we bought pillows. I'm not good at not being in the picture from this angle. See me craning my neck to try to get OUT of the picture?","url":"http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/0213/9820_1d22.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/3197772960/"><img alt="9820_1d22_400" height="300" src="http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/0213/9820_1d22_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>The ride home</strong><br />Trying to show the pile of junk in the backseat - really, it seems bigger because we bought pillows. I'm not good at not being in the picture from this angle. See me craning my neck to try to get OUT of the picture?</p>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:32:46 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/11173303/The-ride-homeurn:www-soup-io:1:11173303imageontariocanadamecarroadtripsp401 {"tags":["snow","car","darren","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/3148982775/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EOh yeah, it's snowing again\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EGood thing I like snow. Sheesh.","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/0202/3470_0040.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/3148982775/"><img alt="3470_0040_400" height="300" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/0202/3470_0040_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Oh yeah, it's snowing again</strong><br />Good thing I like snow. Sheesh.</p>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:36:23 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/10332781/Oh-yeah-its-snowing-againurn:www-soup-io:1:10332781imagesnowcardarrenhuman {"tags":["car","photostakenfromthepassengerseat"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/2721432994/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EComing out of Guindon Park\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EDarren told me to get the car.","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/0104/0254_fb22.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/2721432994/"><img alt="0254_fb22_400" height="266" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/0104/0254_fb22_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Coming out of Guindon Park</strong><br />Darren told me to get the car.</p>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:37:17 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/4320790/Coming-out-of-Guindon-Parkurn:www-soup-io:1:4320790imagecarphotostakenfromthepassengerseat {"tags":["car","yellow"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/2701738048/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003ENeighbor's baby\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EThe guy next door likes to restore old cars.","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/0101/1902_6f58.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/2701738048/"><img alt="1902_6f58_400" height="265" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/0101/1902_6f58_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Neighbor's baby</strong><br />The guy next door likes to restore old cars.</p>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:14:07 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/4205216/Neighbors-babyurn:www-soup-io:1:4205216imagecaryellow