http://www.sarkasmo.net/ http://www.sarkasmo.net/ http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/0078/2981_8e41.jpeg 100 100 I forget what 8 was for. {"tags":["me","disco","makeup","human","derby"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6831482329/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EPlease help.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ESo, on Friday, my roller derby team is having a disco skate. I found a black skirt with sequin/bead details, and I found this VERY disco scarf. I'll be wearing this t-shirt (you can't see the logo, but it's the team tee), the skirt, leggings, and skates. I was just puttering around with my makeup to try for a 70s/disco look, but I'm no good at makeup. I pretty much only wear it for Halloween and Rocky Horror shows. Do you guys have any suggestions for hair and makeup? I tried to make a 70s face here.","url":"http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/2914/5026_6587.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6831482329/"><img alt="5026_6587_400" height="266" src="http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/2914/5026_6587_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Please help.</strong><br />So, on Friday, my roller derby team is having a disco skate. I found a black skirt with sequin/bead details, and I found this VERY disco scarf. I'll be wearing this t-shirt (you can't see the logo, but it's the team tee), the skirt, leggings, and skates. I was just puttering around with my makeup to try for a 70s/disco look, but I'm no good at makeup. I pretty much only wear it for Halloween and Rocky Horror shows. Do you guys have any suggestions for hair and makeup? I tried to make a 70s face here.</p>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:56:36 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/229558204/Please-helpurn:www-soup-io:1:229558204imagemediscomakeuphumanderby {"tags":["me","rollerskates","human","derby","seawayrollerderbygirls","stupidchurchbackground"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6821051259/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDerby drills\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EThat's me in the middle with the green skates. Over on the right, check out Roxanne's metallic purple tights!","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2910/4023_e1f4.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6821051259/"><img alt="4023_e1f4_400" height="378" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2910/4023_e1f4_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Derby drills</strong><br />That's me in the middle with the green skates. Over on the right, check out Roxanne's metallic purple tights!</p>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 05:33:41 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/229148654/Derby-drillsurn:www-soup-io:1:229148654imagemerollerskateshumanderbyseawayrollerderbygirlsstupidchurchbackground {"tags":["cat","paul","mo","human","jenn","cellphoto","nokiax7"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6219004015/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EPaul holding Mo\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EYou can't see it, but he's wearing an Ohio Buckeyes hoodie, too. Yay, Paul!","url":"http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/2431/9873_191a.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6219004015/"><img alt="9873_191a_400" height="300" src="http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/2431/9873_191a_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Paul holding Mo</strong><br />You can't see it, but he's wearing an Ohio Buckeyes hoodie, too. Yay, Paul!</p>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:04:17 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/175095941/Paul-holding-Mourn:www-soup-io:1:175095941imagecatpaulmohumanjenncellphotonokiax7 {"tags":["me","human","7days","newcameraphone","7days7","thatsbright","holyfackwaggers"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6176377313/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 7 - My new phone takes bad pictures\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EToday, I got a new SMRTphone (Nokia X7). It has an 8MP camera, but instead of a regular flash, it has an exceptionally bright dual LED which has to be something like looking into a twin quasar. I don't normally have a problem with red-eye in my photos, but in this case, the red was the most vibrant color in the photo.\u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nStill getting used to the new toy. \u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nRelated: New toy! Glee!","url":"http://d.asset.soup.io/asset/2394/7437_3ed2.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6176377313/"><img alt="7437_3ed2_400" height="395" src="http://d.asset.soup.io/asset/2394/7437_3ed2_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 7 - My new phone takes bad pictures</strong><br />Today, I got a new SMRTphone (Nokia X7). It has an 8MP camera, but instead of a regular flash, it has an exceptionally bright dual LED which has to be something like looking into a twin quasar. I don't normally have a problem with red-eye in my photos, but in this case, the red was the most vibrant color in the photo.<br /> <br /> Still getting used to the new toy. <br /> <br /> Related: New toy! Glee!</p>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 02:18:35 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/166698442/Day-7-My-new-phone-takes-badurn:www-soup-io:1:166698442imagemehuman7daysnewcameraphone7days7thatsbrightholyfackwaggers {"tags":["me","human","schoolwork","7days","7days5"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6170630936/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 5 - Outside\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EAs in, There's an outside chance I'll get around to commenting on Flickr today.","url":"http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/2389/9434_a7f1.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6170630936/"><img alt="9434_a7f1_400" height="266" src="http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/2389/9434_a7f1_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 5 - Outside</strong><br />As in, There's an outside chance I'll get around to commenting on Flickr today.</p>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 21:36:13 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/165071246/Day-5-Outsideurn:www-soup-io:1:165071246imagemehumanschoolwork7days7days5 {"tags":["me","knitting","human","atwork","7days","7days4"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6168234898/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 4 - Knitting in the break room\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EDefinitely not the same as smoking in the boys' room. I wouldn't be doing that, anyway. I still haven't scraped up the courage to take any photos in the store itself, but that's going to be hard anyway, since I can't carry a purse or bag around with me while I'm working. There was one other person in the break room when I took this, but she was paying more attention to her phone, so I don't even think she saw me.","url":"http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/2387/5340_90e0.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6168234898/"><img alt="5340_90e0_400" height="333" src="http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/2387/5340_90e0_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 4 - Knitting in the break room</strong><br />Definitely not the same as smoking in the boys' room. I wouldn't be doing that, anyway. I still haven't scraped up the courage to take any photos in the store itself, but that's going to be hard anyway, since I can't carry a purse or bag around with me while I'm working. There was one other person in the break room when I took this, but she was paying more attention to her phone, so I don't even think she saw me.</p>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 02:11:09 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/164431749/Day-4-Knitting-in-the-break-roomurn:www-soup-io:1:164431749imagemeknittinghumanatwork7days7days4 {"tags":["me","human","7days","7days2","canonsd770is"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6160076060/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 2 - Photo INSIDE a photo\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EAnd the point-and-shoot betrays the fact that we haven't put the fan away even though it's not going to be used anymore.","url":"http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/2382/7571_d3fb.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6160076060/"><img alt="7571_d3fb_400" height="266" src="http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/2382/7571_d3fb_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 2 - Photo INSIDE a photo</strong><br />And the point-and-shoot betrays the fact that we haven't put the fan away even though it's not going to be used anymore.</p>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 19:47:33 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/162902345/Day-2-Photo-INSIDE-a-photourn:www-soup-io:1:162902345imagemehuman7days7days2canonsd770is {"tags":["me","human","7days","7days1"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6157553561/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 1 - Late.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ELate, and uninspired for tonight. Late, uninspired, and unable to take selfies that aren't blurry. So I went for INCREDIBLUR and will now sit and think of Day 2 ideas while playing Sims Social. Welcome back, everyone!","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2381/6679_31cc.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6157553561/"><img alt="6679_31cc_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2381/6679_31cc_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 1 - Late.</strong><br />Late, and uninspired for tonight. Late, uninspired, and unable to take selfies that aren't blurry. So I went for INCREDIBLUR and will now sit and think of Day 2 ideas while playing Sims Social. Welcome back, everyone!</p>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:37:42 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/162720192/Day-1-Lateurn:www-soup-io:1:162720192imagemehuman7days7days1 {"tags":["haircut","me","curls","redhead","human","layers"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5991128516/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003ENew hairs.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EI wanted a pedicure, ended up with a haircut instead. For what it's worth, 25 years is the amount of time it takes for me to completely forget that I don't want layers in my hair. I was missing my curls, though. Now I have them back. I think when this grows out an inch, it'll be perfect.","url":"http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/2240/0064_6bc4.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5991128516/"><img alt="0064_6bc4_400" height="400" src="http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/2240/0064_6bc4_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>New hairs.</strong><br />I wanted a pedicure, ended up with a haircut instead. For what it's worth, 25 years is the amount of time it takes for me to completely forget that I don't want layers in my hair. I was missing my curls, though. Now I have them back. I think when this grows out an inch, it'll be perfect.</p>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 16:43:47 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/150676668/New-hairsurn:www-soup-io:1:150676668imagehaircutmecurlsredheadhumanlayers {"tags":["me","finger","human","incaseyouwerewondering","rightindexfinger"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5894479505/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMy trigger finger is sore now\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EYesterday, my landlady dropped off a can of Raid so I can wage war on the earwigs in our apartment. Today, the can is empty and my spraying finger is sore. I moved things, I vacuumed things, I sprayed things, and they'd just better be dead now.","url":"http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/2107/9247_e3bf.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5894479505/"><img alt="9247_e3bf_400" height="496" src="http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/2107/9247_e3bf_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>My trigger finger is sore now</strong><br />Yesterday, my landlady dropped off a can of Raid so I can wage war on the earwigs in our apartment. Today, the can is empty and my spraying finger is sore. I moved things, I vacuumed things, I sprayed things, and they'd just better be dead now.</p>Sat, 02 Jul 2011 20:07:23 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/142882736/My-trigger-finger-is-sore-nowurn:www-soup-io:1:142882736imagemefingerhumanincaseyouwerewonderingrightindexfinger {"tags":["me","cat","human","packet"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5889536551/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003ECat picture!\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ELook who decided to grace me with her presence tonight! She doesn't seem to think it warrants picture-taking and big-deal-making like I do.","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2100/6711_d624.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5889536551/"><img alt="6711_d624_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2100/6711_d624_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Cat picture!</strong><br />Look who decided to grace me with her presence tonight! She doesn't seem to think it warrants picture-taking and big-deal-making like I do.</p>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 04:55:22 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/142350161/Cat-pictureurn:www-soup-io:1:142350161imagemecathumanpacket {"tags":["summer","me","human","7days","7days3","seeimovedfromthechair","thingsialsogot1myspine2myorangecrush"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5854052091/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 3 - I got my vitamin D\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EIt's after 5pm, so I felt safe to sit on the deck and spin some yarn for a few minutes without getting a burn. If the whole summer stays like this (blue and green and under 85\u00b0), I'll be OK with it. I do prefer colder weather, but Darren is adamant about not moving any farther north.","url":"http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/2065/4524_7aeb.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5854052091/"><img alt="4524_7aeb_400" height="300" src="http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/2065/4524_7aeb_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 3 - I got my vitamin D</strong><br />It's after 5pm, so I felt safe to sit on the deck and spin some yarn for a few minutes without getting a burn. If the whole summer stays like this (blue and green and under 85°), I'll be OK with it. I do prefer colder weather, but Darren is adamant about not moving any farther north.</p>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 21:42:55 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/140592588/7-Days-Day-3-I-got-myurn:www-soup-io:1:140592588imagesummermehuman7days7days3seeimovedfromthechairthingsialsogot1myspine2myorangecrush {"tags":["me","human","7days","sofiya","7days2"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5849553251/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days - Day 2 - Black\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ESorry I didn't do my hair or makeup for today's selfie, but at least I stuck to the theme. I changed the desktop on my black PC to solid black.\u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nAlso, Happy Father's Day!","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/2051/9806_9dda.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5849553251/"><img alt="9806_9dda_400" height="300" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/2051/9806_9dda_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days - Day 2 - Black</strong><br />Sorry I didn't do my hair or makeup for today's selfie, but at least I stuck to the theme. I changed the desktop on my black PC to solid black.<br /> <br /> Also, Happy Father's Day!</p>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 19:51:37 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/139983473/7-Days-Day-2-Blackurn:www-soup-io:1:139983473imagemehuman7dayssofiya7days2 {"tags":["reflection","me","cat","knitting","human","packet","mp3player","7days","7days1","readingwithmyears"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5847511672/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days - Day 1\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ESitting in a comfy chair, listening to the 11th Sookie book, and knitting...while Packet wreaks havoc on the computer desk.\u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nTrue Blood starts 6/25. I'm so glad the books are so different from the series. It's like getting twice the story. \u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\n Hi, 7 Days!","url":"http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/2050/9744_fd43.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5847511672/"><img alt="9744_fd43_400" height="300" src="http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/2050/9744_fd43_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days - Day 1</strong><br />Sitting in a comfy chair, listening to the 11th Sookie book, and knitting...while Packet wreaks havoc on the computer desk.<br /> <br /> True Blood starts 6/25. I'm so glad the books are so different from the series. It's like getting twice the story. <br /> <br /> Hi, 7 Days!</p>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 03:21:51 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/139900911/7-Days-Day-1urn:www-soup-io:1:139900911imagereflectionmecatknittinghumanpacketmp3player7days7days1readingwithmyears {"tags":["wedding","me","darren","dad","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5782305698/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMe, Dad, Darren\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EMy mom took this photo, but I wanted to share it on Flickr because it turned out so well and it shows me with my two most favorite men in the world.","url":"http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/1974/7835_29c3.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5782305698/"><img alt="7835_29c3_400" height="300" src="http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/1974/7835_29c3_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Me, Dad, Darren</strong><br />My mom took this photo, but I wanted to share it on Flickr because it turned out so well and it shows me with my two most favorite men in the world.</p>Tue, 31 May 2011 16:58:18 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135472592/Me-Dad-Darrenurn:www-soup-io:1:135472592imageweddingmedarrendadhuman {"tags":["darren","human","fascinator"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774320939/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EIt wasn't a royal wedding, but she's a Kate\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003E'Why do you always do this to me?'","url":"http://9.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6361_1a2f.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774320939/"><img alt="6361_1a2f_400" height="300" src="http://9.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6361_1a2f_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>It wasn't a royal wedding, but she's a Kate</strong><br />'Why do you always do this to me?'</p>Mon, 30 May 2011 05:01:00 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135073973/It-wasnt-a-royal-wedding-but-shesurn:www-soup-io:1:135073973imagedarrenhumanfascinator {"tags":["katie","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774858246/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EWalking like an Egyptian\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6362_8b59.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774858246/"><img alt="6362_8b59_400" height="300" src="http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6362_8b59_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Walking like an Egyptian</strong></p>Mon, 30 May 2011 05:00:35 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135073982/Walking-like-an-Egyptianurn:www-soup-io:1:135073982imagekatiehuman {"tags":["mike","carolyn","mom","dad","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774857052/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMike and Carolyn, Dad and Mom\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6366_612e.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774857052/"><img alt="6366_612e_400" height="300" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6366_612e_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Mike and Carolyn, Dad and Mom</strong></p>Mon, 30 May 2011 05:00:08 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135073996/Mike-and-Carolyn-Dad-and-Momurn:www-soup-io:1:135073996imagemikecarolynmomdadhuman {"tags":["me","carolyn","human","fascinator"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774317095/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003ECarolyn and me\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EVery long-time friend of the family","url":"http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6367_ad4f.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774317095/"><img alt="6367_ad4f_400" height="300" src="http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6367_ad4f_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Carolyn and me</strong><br />Very long-time friend of the family</p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:59:36 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074005/Carolyn-and-meurn:www-soup-io:1:135074005imagemecarolynhumanfascinator {"tags":["mike","me","human","fascinator"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774854236/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMike and Me\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ELong-time friend of the family","url":"http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6368_7330.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774854236/"><img alt="6368_7330_400" height="336" src="http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6368_7330_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Mike and Me</strong><br />Long-time friend of the family</p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:59:05 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074020/Mike-and-Meurn:www-soup-io:1:135074020imagemikemehumanfascinator {"tags":["wedding","dance","dad","katie","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774852354/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EFather-Daughter dance\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6369_254a.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774852354/"><img alt="6369_254a" height="500" src="http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6369_254a.jpeg" width="375" /></a></p> <p><strong>Father-Daughter dance</strong></p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:58:22 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074026/Father-Daughter-danceurn:www-soup-io:1:135074026imageweddingdancedadkatiehuman {"tags":["wedding","katie","andrew","human","firstdance"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774850718/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EKatie and Andrew's first dance\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6372_45a2.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774850718/"><img alt="6372_45a2_400" height="365" src="http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6372_45a2_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Katie and Andrew's first dance</strong></p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:57:46 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074036/Katie-and-Andrews-first-danceurn:www-soup-io:1:135074036imageweddingkatieandrewhumanfirstdance {"tags":["wedding","katie","andrew","human","cakesmash"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774849944/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003ECAKE SMASH\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6375_6bfd.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774849944/"><img alt="6375_6bfd_400" height="450" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6375_6bfd_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>CAKE SMASH</strong></p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:57:29 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074044/CAKE-SMASHurn:www-soup-io:1:135074044imageweddingkatieandrewhumancakesmash {"tags":["me","mom","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774308989/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMom and me-2\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6378_f7c7.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774308989/"><img alt="6378_f7c7_400" height="300" src="http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6378_f7c7_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Mom and me-2</strong></p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:56:35 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074057/Mom-and-me-2urn:www-soup-io:1:135074057imagememomhuman {"tags":["me","darren","human","armslengthselfportrait"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774846500/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDarren and me-2\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EWaiting for the wedding to start","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6382_60ad.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774846500/"><img alt="6382_60ad_400" height="300" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6382_60ad_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Darren and me-2</strong><br />Waiting for the wedding to start</p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:56:09 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074065/Darren-and-me-2urn:www-soup-io:1:135074065imagemedarrenhumanarmslengthselfportrait {"tags":["mom","dad","katie","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774306613/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMom, Dad, Katie\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EPhotos before the wedding","url":"http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6384_bad3.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774306613/"><img alt="6384_bad3" height="500" src="http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6384_bad3.jpeg" width="375" /></a></p> <p><strong>Mom, Dad, Katie</strong><br />Photos before the wedding</p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:55:40 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074069/Mom-Dad-Katieurn:www-soup-io:1:135074069imagemomdadkatiehuman {"tags":["wedding","katie","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774843704/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EKatie's wedding\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EMy leetle seestar, the beautiful bride.","url":"http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6386_8d2e.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774843704/"><img alt="6386_8d2e" height="500" src="http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6386_8d2e.jpeg" width="375" /></a></p> <p><strong>Katie's wedding</strong><br />My leetle seestar, the beautiful bride.</p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:55:06 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074090/Katies-weddingurn:www-soup-io:1:135074090imageweddingkatiehuman {"tags":["wedding","katie","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774842610/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EKatie\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://6.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6390_1113.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774842610/"><img alt="6390_1113" height="500" src="http://6.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6390_1113.jpeg" width="375" /></a></p> <p><strong>Katie</strong></p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:54:41 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074105/Katieurn:www-soup-io:1:135074105imageweddingkatiehuman {"tags":["katie","andrew","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774841508/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EKatie and Andrew-1\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6392_a8e1.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774841508/"><img alt="6392_a8e1" height="500" src="http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6392_a8e1.jpeg" width="375" /></a></p> <p><strong>Katie and Andrew-1</strong></p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:54:15 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074110/Katie-and-Andrew-1urn:www-soup-io:1:135074110imagekatieandrewhuman {"tags":["reflection","rain","mom","cincinnati","hamilton","human","greatmiamiriver"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5767278810/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EGreat Miami in Hamilton along River Road\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EMom was checking out the river and the dramatic clouds.","url":"http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/1957/2171_00af.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5767278810/"><img alt="2171_00af_400" height="300" src="http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/1957/2171_00af_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Great Miami in Hamilton along River Road</strong><br />Mom was checking out the river and the dramatic clouds.</p>Sat, 28 May 2011 05:18:26 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/134641434/Great-Miami-in-Hamilton-along-River-Roadurn:www-soup-io:1:134641434imagereflectionrainmomcincinnatihamiltonhumangreatmiamiriver {"tags":["me","human","decisions","7days","7days5"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5555062566/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 5 - Make up my mind\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EWhat do I want to do with my life? I've narrowed down my options to two: medical transcription or massage therapy. Medical transcription would fulfill my need to constantly proofread and edit everything. Massage therapy would fulfill my desire to ...well, to become a massage therapist. Do I flip a coin, or what?","url":"http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8481_f49a.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5555062566/"><img alt="8481_f49a_400" height="300" src="http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8481_f49a_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 5 - Make up my mind</strong><br />What do I want to do with my life? I've narrowed down my options to two: medical transcription or massage therapy. Medical transcription would fulfill my need to constantly proofread and edit everything. Massage therapy would fulfill my desire to ...well, to become a massage therapist. Do I flip a coin, or what?</p>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 03:44:08 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054412/7-Days-Day-5-Make-up-myurn:www-soup-io:1:118054412imagemehumandecisions7days7days5 {"tags":["me","knitting","dishcloth","human","7days","7days4"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5555061924/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 4\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EWaiting for an appointment. I haven't made a pair of socks in about a year, I think. My portable projects are all dishcloths now. I'm not sure how I feel about that yet. I didn't take a picture yesterday, so this is my catch-up. No big whoop.","url":"http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8483_cf59.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5555061924/"><img alt="8483_cf59_400" height="300" src="http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8483_cf59_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 4</strong><br />Waiting for an appointment. I haven't made a pair of socks in about a year, I think. My portable projects are all dishcloths now. I'm not sure how I feel about that yet. I didn't take a picture yesterday, so this is my catch-up. No big whoop.</p>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 03:43:47 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054422/7-Days-Day-4urn:www-soup-io:1:118054422imagemeknittingdishclothhuman7days7days4 {"tags":["me","human","7days","armslengthselfportrait","7days3"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547837565/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 3.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EIt snew. I started my day by walking a quarter of a mile through a FRAKE ATTACK to the bus stop, riding the bus, disembarking at the wrong stop on the wrong street, walking to the correct address on another wrong street, and then pretty much giving up. I took another bus to Darren's work and took the car for the rest of my errands.","url":"http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8485_79ed.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547837565/"><img alt="8485_79ed_400" height="300" src="http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8485_79ed_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 3.</strong><br />It snew. I started my day by walking a quarter of a mile through a FRAKE ATTACK to the bus stop, riding the bus, disembarking at the wrong stop on the wrong street, walking to the correct address on another wrong street, and then pretty much giving up. I took another bus to Darren's work and took the car for the rest of my errands.</p>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:39:12 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054440/7-Days-Day-3urn:www-soup-io:1:118054440imagemehuman7daysarmslengthselfportrait7days3 {"tags":["me","darren","human","armslengthselfportrait"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547836447/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EGreat picture of Darren\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ENot-so-great picture of my secret extra chin.","url":"http://6.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8486_a258.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547836447/"><img alt="8486_a258_400" height="300" src="http://6.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8486_a258_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Great picture of Darren</strong><br />Not-so-great picture of my secret extra chin.</p>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:38:47 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054462/Great-picture-of-Darrenurn:www-soup-io:1:118054462imagemedarrenhumanarmslengthselfportrait {"tags":["me","darren","human","besthusbandever","armslengthselfportrait"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547834837/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMarrying a Canadian means...\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ENever having a fight over whose turn it is to clear the snow off the car.","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8487_299d.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547834837/"><img alt="8487_299d_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8487_299d_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Marrying a Canadian means...</strong><br />Never having a fight over whose turn it is to clear the snow off the car.</p>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:38:15 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054492/Marrying-a-Canadian-meansurn:www-soup-io:1:118054492imagemedarrenhumanbesthusbandeverarmslengthselfportrait {"tags":["snow","me","human","7days","armslengthselfportrait","7days2","frakeattack","bluemeanscold","oopswhitebalance"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547833495/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 2 - DOWN\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EAs in, I'm down with winter. Today, I went down to the bus stop in some snow that was coming down in soft, fluffy buckets. This afternoon, the snow was so fluffy, it looked like down feathers. My alternate plan was to find an OPP officer and have him pose with me, but I'm not sure he would have been down with that.","url":"http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8488_dd15.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547833495/"><img alt="8488_dd15_400" height="300" src="http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8488_dd15_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 2 - DOWN</strong><br />As in, I'm down with winter. Today, I went down to the bus stop in some snow that was coming down in soft, fluffy buckets. This afternoon, the snow was so fluffy, it looked like down feathers. My alternate plan was to find an OPP officer and have him pose with me, but I'm not sure he would have been down with that.</p>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:37:46 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054523/7-Days-Day-2-DOWNurn:www-soup-io:1:118054523imagesnowmehuman7daysarmslengthselfportrait7days2frakeattackbluemeanscoldoopswhitebalance {"tags":["me","video","piercing","human","labret","7days","partytrick","7days1","wooptidoo"],"type":"video","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5542024798/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days: 1 - Party Trick\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EComplete lack of inspiration led me to perform this trick for you. I don't even know if you can see what's going on. The water was boiling for my enhanced cocoa as I filmed this, so I'll get started on that right away.","embedcode_or_url":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5542024798/"} <object data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=1.162" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="300" width="400"><param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=ba880f8fe2&amp;photo_id=5542024798" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=1.162" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=1.162" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="300" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=ba880f8fe2&amp;photo_id=5542024798" width="400" /></object><strong>7 Days: 1 - Party Trick</strong><br />Complete lack of inspiration led me to perform this trick for you. I don't even know if you can see what's going on. The water was boiling for my enhanced cocoa as I filmed this, so I'll get started on that right away.Sun, 20 Mar 2011 03:56:45 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/117131855/7-Days-1-Party-Trickurn:www-soup-io:1:117131855videomevideopiercinghumanlabret7dayspartytrick7days1wooptidoo {"tags":["haircut","me","redhead","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5509979493/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EI got mah hairs cut!\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EI was complaining to Darren a couple of hours ago that my hair was too long. He offered to help with that, so I washed my hair and sat on the kitchen chair. He did a great job!","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1641/7895_0bc6.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5509979493/"><img alt="7895_0bc6_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1641/7895_0bc6_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>I got mah hairs cut!</strong><br />I was complaining to Darren a couple of hours ago that my hair was too long. He offered to help with that, so I washed my hair and sat on the kitchen chair. He did a great job!</p>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:18:23 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/114650122/I-got-mah-hairs-cuturn:www-soup-io:1:114650122imagehaircutmeredheadhuman {"tags":["snow","ontario","canada","me","weather","cornwall","human","beerstore"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5432144217/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EWee tiny snow banks\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ESnow banks at The Beer Store parking lot.","url":"http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1544/6677_ff99.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5432144217/"><img alt="6677_ff99_400" height="300" src="http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1544/6677_ff99_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Wee tiny snow banks</strong><br />Snow banks at The Beer Store parking lot.</p>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 03:17:57 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/107591077/Wee-tiny-snow-banksurn:www-soup-io:1:107591077imagesnowontariocanadameweathercornwallhumanbeerstore {"tags":["snow","me","weather","human","frakeattack","snowfrakes"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5426267612/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EFrake carcasses outside the window\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EThis is the side of the house that faces west, so this is kind of an exaggeration...but not much of one.","url":"http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1538/8165_d6ad.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5426267612/"><img alt="8165_d6ad_400" height="300" src="http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1538/8165_d6ad_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Frake carcasses outside the window</strong><br />This is the side of the house that faces west, so this is kind of an exaggeration...but not much of one.</p>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:10:22 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/107024975/Frake-carcasses-outside-the-windowurn:www-soup-io:1:107024975imagesnowmeweatherhumanfrakeattacksnowfrakes