Sarkasmo - posts tagged 'me' http://www.sarkasmo.net/ Sarkasmo - posts tagged 'me' - posts tagged 'me' http://www.sarkasmo.net/ http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/0078/2981_8e41.jpeg 100 100 I forget what 8 was for. Please help. {"tags":["me","disco","makeup","human","derby"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6831482329/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EPlease help.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ESo, on Friday, my roller derby team is having a disco skate. I found a black skirt with sequin/bead details, and I found this VERY disco scarf. I'll be wearing this t-shirt (you can't see the logo, but it's the team tee), the skirt, leggings, and skates. I was just puttering around with my makeup to try for a 70s/disco look, but I'm no good at makeup. I pretty much only wear it for Halloween and Rocky Horror shows. Do you guys have any suggestions for hair and makeup? I tried to make a 70s face here.","url":"http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/2914/5026_6587.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6831482329/"><img alt="5026_6587_400" height="266" src="http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/2914/5026_6587_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Please help.</strong><br />So, on Friday, my roller derby team is having a disco skate. I found a black skirt with sequin/bead details, and I found this VERY disco scarf. I'll be wearing this t-shirt (you can't see the logo, but it's the team tee), the skirt, leggings, and skates. I was just puttering around with my makeup to try for a 70s/disco look, but I'm no good at makeup. I pretty much only wear it for Halloween and Rocky Horror shows. Do you guys have any suggestions for hair and makeup? I tried to make a 70s face here.</p>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:56:36 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/229558204/Please-helpurn:www-soup-io:1:229558204imagemediscomakeuphumanderby Derby drills {"tags":["me","rollerskates","human","derby","seawayrollerderbygirls","stupidchurchbackground"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6821051259/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDerby drills\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EThat's me in the middle with the green skates. Over on the right, check out Roxanne's metallic purple tights!","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2910/4023_e1f4.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6821051259/"><img alt="4023_e1f4_400" height="378" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2910/4023_e1f4_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Derby drills</strong><br />That's me in the middle with the green skates. Over on the right, check out Roxanne's metallic purple tights!</p>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 05:33:41 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/229148654/Derby-drillsurn:www-soup-io:1:229148654imagemerollerskateshumanderbyseawayrollerderbygirlsstupidchurchbackground Day 7 - My new phone takes bad pictures {"tags":["me","human","7days","newcameraphone","7days7","thatsbright","holyfackwaggers"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6176377313/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 7 - My new phone takes bad pictures\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EToday, I got a new SMRTphone (Nokia X7). It has an 8MP camera, but instead of a regular flash, it has an exceptionally bright dual LED which has to be something like looking into a twin quasar. I don't normally have a problem with red-eye in my photos, but in this case, the red was the most vibrant color in the photo.\u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nStill getting used to the new toy. \u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nRelated: New toy! Glee!","url":"http://d.asset.soup.io/asset/2394/7437_3ed2.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6176377313/"><img alt="7437_3ed2_400" height="395" src="http://d.asset.soup.io/asset/2394/7437_3ed2_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 7 - My new phone takes bad pictures</strong><br />Today, I got a new SMRTphone (Nokia X7). It has an 8MP camera, but instead of a regular flash, it has an exceptionally bright dual LED which has to be something like looking into a twin quasar. I don't normally have a problem with red-eye in my photos, but in this case, the red was the most vibrant color in the photo.<br /> <br /> Still getting used to the new toy. <br /> <br /> Related: New toy! Glee!</p>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 02:18:35 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/166698442/Day-7-My-new-phone-takes-badurn:www-soup-io:1:166698442imagemehuman7daysnewcameraphone7days7thatsbrightholyfackwaggers Day 5 - Outside {"tags":["me","human","schoolwork","7days","7days5"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6170630936/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 5 - Outside\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EAs in, There's an outside chance I'll get around to commenting on Flickr today.","url":"http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/2389/9434_a7f1.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6170630936/"><img alt="9434_a7f1_400" height="266" src="http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/2389/9434_a7f1_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 5 - Outside</strong><br />As in, There's an outside chance I'll get around to commenting on Flickr today.</p>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 21:36:13 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/165071246/Day-5-Outsideurn:www-soup-io:1:165071246imagemehumanschoolwork7days7days5 Day 4 - Knitting in the break room {"tags":["me","knitting","human","atwork","7days","7days4"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6168234898/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 4 - Knitting in the break room\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EDefinitely not the same as smoking in the boys' room. I wouldn't be doing that, anyway. I still haven't scraped up the courage to take any photos in the store itself, but that's going to be hard anyway, since I can't carry a purse or bag around with me while I'm working. There was one other person in the break room when I took this, but she was paying more attention to her phone, so I don't even think she saw me.","url":"http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/2387/5340_90e0.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6168234898/"><img alt="5340_90e0_400" height="333" src="http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/2387/5340_90e0_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 4 - Knitting in the break room</strong><br />Definitely not the same as smoking in the boys' room. I wouldn't be doing that, anyway. I still haven't scraped up the courage to take any photos in the store itself, but that's going to be hard anyway, since I can't carry a purse or bag around with me while I'm working. There was one other person in the break room when I took this, but she was paying more attention to her phone, so I don't even think she saw me.</p>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 02:11:09 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/164431749/Day-4-Knitting-in-the-break-roomurn:www-soup-io:1:164431749imagemeknittinghumanatwork7days7days4 Day 2 - Photo INSIDE a photo {"tags":["me","human","7days","7days2","canonsd770is"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6160076060/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 2 - Photo INSIDE a photo\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EAnd the point-and-shoot betrays the fact that we haven't put the fan away even though it's not going to be used anymore.","url":"http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/2382/7571_d3fb.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6160076060/"><img alt="7571_d3fb_400" height="266" src="http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/2382/7571_d3fb_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 2 - Photo INSIDE a photo</strong><br />And the point-and-shoot betrays the fact that we haven't put the fan away even though it's not going to be used anymore.</p>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 19:47:33 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/162902345/Day-2-Photo-INSIDE-a-photourn:www-soup-io:1:162902345imagemehuman7days7days2canonsd770is Day 1 - Late. {"tags":["me","human","7days","7days1"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6157553561/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 1 - Late.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ELate, and uninspired for tonight. Late, uninspired, and unable to take selfies that aren't blurry. So I went for INCREDIBLUR and will now sit and think of Day 2 ideas while playing Sims Social. Welcome back, everyone!","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2381/6679_31cc.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/6157553561/"><img alt="6679_31cc_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2381/6679_31cc_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 1 - Late.</strong><br />Late, and uninspired for tonight. Late, uninspired, and unable to take selfies that aren't blurry. So I went for INCREDIBLUR and will now sit and think of Day 2 ideas while playing Sims Social. Welcome back, everyone!</p>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:37:42 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/162720192/Day-1-Lateurn:www-soup-io:1:162720192imagemehuman7days7days1 New hairs. {"tags":["haircut","me","curls","redhead","human","layers"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5991128516/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003ENew hairs.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EI wanted a pedicure, ended up with a haircut instead. For what it's worth, 25 years is the amount of time it takes for me to completely forget that I don't want layers in my hair. I was missing my curls, though. Now I have them back. I think when this grows out an inch, it'll be perfect.","url":"http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/2240/0064_6bc4.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5991128516/"><img alt="0064_6bc4_400" height="400" src="http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/2240/0064_6bc4_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>New hairs.</strong><br />I wanted a pedicure, ended up with a haircut instead. For what it's worth, 25 years is the amount of time it takes for me to completely forget that I don't want layers in my hair. I was missing my curls, though. Now I have them back. I think when this grows out an inch, it'll be perfect.</p>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 16:43:47 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/150676668/New-hairsurn:www-soup-io:1:150676668imagehaircutmecurlsredheadhumanlayers My trigger finger is sore now {"tags":["me","finger","human","incaseyouwerewondering","rightindexfinger"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5894479505/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMy trigger finger is sore now\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EYesterday, my landlady dropped off a can of Raid so I can wage war on the earwigs in our apartment. Today, the can is empty and my spraying finger is sore. I moved things, I vacuumed things, I sprayed things, and they'd just better be dead now.","url":"http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/2107/9247_e3bf.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5894479505/"><img alt="9247_e3bf_400" height="496" src="http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/2107/9247_e3bf_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>My trigger finger is sore now</strong><br />Yesterday, my landlady dropped off a can of Raid so I can wage war on the earwigs in our apartment. Today, the can is empty and my spraying finger is sore. I moved things, I vacuumed things, I sprayed things, and they'd just better be dead now.</p>Sat, 02 Jul 2011 20:07:23 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/142882736/My-trigger-finger-is-sore-nowurn:www-soup-io:1:142882736imagemefingerhumanincaseyouwerewonderingrightindexfinger Cat picture! {"tags":["me","cat","human","packet"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5889536551/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003ECat picture!\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ELook who decided to grace me with her presence tonight! She doesn't seem to think it warrants picture-taking and big-deal-making like I do.","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2100/6711_d624.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5889536551/"><img alt="6711_d624_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/2100/6711_d624_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Cat picture!</strong><br />Look who decided to grace me with her presence tonight! She doesn't seem to think it warrants picture-taking and big-deal-making like I do.</p>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 04:55:22 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/142350161/Cat-pictureurn:www-soup-io:1:142350161imagemecathumanpacket 7 Days, Day 3 - I got my vitamin D {"tags":["summer","me","human","7days","7days3","seeimovedfromthechair","thingsialsogot1myspine2myorangecrush"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5854052091/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 3 - I got my vitamin D\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EIt's after 5pm, so I felt safe to sit on the deck and spin some yarn for a few minutes without getting a burn. If the whole summer stays like this (blue and green and under 85\u00b0), I'll be OK with it. I do prefer colder weather, but Darren is adamant about not moving any farther north.","url":"http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/2065/4524_7aeb.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5854052091/"><img alt="4524_7aeb_400" height="300" src="http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/2065/4524_7aeb_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 3 - I got my vitamin D</strong><br />It's after 5pm, so I felt safe to sit on the deck and spin some yarn for a few minutes without getting a burn. If the whole summer stays like this (blue and green and under 85°), I'll be OK with it. I do prefer colder weather, but Darren is adamant about not moving any farther north.</p>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 21:42:55 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/140592588/7-Days-Day-3-I-got-myurn:www-soup-io:1:140592588imagesummermehuman7days7days3seeimovedfromthechairthingsialsogot1myspine2myorangecrush 7 Days - Day 2 - Black {"tags":["me","human","7days","sofiya","7days2"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5849553251/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days - Day 2 - Black\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ESorry I didn't do my hair or makeup for today's selfie, but at least I stuck to the theme. I changed the desktop on my black PC to solid black.\u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nAlso, Happy Father's Day!","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/2051/9806_9dda.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5849553251/"><img alt="9806_9dda_400" height="300" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/2051/9806_9dda_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days - Day 2 - Black</strong><br />Sorry I didn't do my hair or makeup for today's selfie, but at least I stuck to the theme. I changed the desktop on my black PC to solid black.<br /> <br /> Also, Happy Father's Day!</p>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 19:51:37 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/139983473/7-Days-Day-2-Blackurn:www-soup-io:1:139983473imagemehuman7dayssofiya7days2 7 Days - Day 1 {"tags":["reflection","me","cat","knitting","human","packet","mp3player","7days","7days1","readingwithmyears"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5847511672/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days - Day 1\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ESitting in a comfy chair, listening to the 11th Sookie book, and knitting...while Packet wreaks havoc on the computer desk.\u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\nTrue Blood starts 6/25. I'm so glad the books are so different from the series. It's like getting twice the story. \u003Cbr /\u003E\n\u003Cbr /\u003E\n Hi, 7 Days!","url":"http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/2050/9744_fd43.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5847511672/"><img alt="9744_fd43_400" height="300" src="http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/2050/9744_fd43_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days - Day 1</strong><br />Sitting in a comfy chair, listening to the 11th Sookie book, and knitting...while Packet wreaks havoc on the computer desk.<br /> <br /> True Blood starts 6/25. I'm so glad the books are so different from the series. It's like getting twice the story. <br /> <br /> Hi, 7 Days!</p>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 03:21:51 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/139900911/7-Days-Day-1urn:www-soup-io:1:139900911imagereflectionmecatknittinghumanpacketmp3player7days7days1readingwithmyears Me, Dad, Darren {"tags":["wedding","me","darren","dad","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5782305698/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMe, Dad, Darren\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EMy mom took this photo, but I wanted to share it on Flickr because it turned out so well and it shows me with my two most favorite men in the world.","url":"http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/1974/7835_29c3.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5782305698/"><img alt="7835_29c3_400" height="300" src="http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/1974/7835_29c3_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Me, Dad, Darren</strong><br />My mom took this photo, but I wanted to share it on Flickr because it turned out so well and it shows me with my two most favorite men in the world.</p>Tue, 31 May 2011 16:58:18 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135472592/Me-Dad-Darrenurn:www-soup-io:1:135472592imageweddingmedarrendadhuman Carolyn and me {"tags":["me","carolyn","human","fascinator"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774317095/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003ECarolyn and me\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EVery long-time friend of the family","url":"http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6367_ad4f.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774317095/"><img alt="6367_ad4f_400" height="300" src="http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6367_ad4f_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Carolyn and me</strong><br />Very long-time friend of the family</p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:59:36 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074005/Carolyn-and-meurn:www-soup-io:1:135074005imagemecarolynhumanfascinator Mike and Me {"tags":["mike","me","human","fascinator"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774854236/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMike and Me\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ELong-time friend of the family","url":"http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6368_7330.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774854236/"><img alt="6368_7330_400" height="336" src="http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6368_7330_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Mike and Me</strong><br />Long-time friend of the family</p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:59:05 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074020/Mike-and-Meurn:www-soup-io:1:135074020imagemikemehumanfascinator Mom and me-2 {"tags":["me","mom","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774308989/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMom and me-2\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6378_f7c7.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774308989/"><img alt="6378_f7c7_400" height="300" src="http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6378_f7c7_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Mom and me-2</strong></p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:56:35 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074057/Mom-and-me-2urn:www-soup-io:1:135074057imagememomhuman Darren and me-2 {"tags":["me","darren","human","armslengthselfportrait"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774846500/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDarren and me-2\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EWaiting for the wedding to start","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6382_60ad.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5774846500/"><img alt="6382_60ad_400" height="300" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1968/6382_60ad_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Darren and me-2</strong><br />Waiting for the wedding to start</p>Mon, 30 May 2011 04:56:09 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/135074065/Darren-and-me-2urn:www-soup-io:1:135074065imagemedarrenhumanarmslengthselfportrait 7 Days, Day 5 - Make up my mind {"tags":["me","human","decisions","7days","7days5"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5555062566/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 5 - Make up my mind\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EWhat do I want to do with my life? I've narrowed down my options to two: medical transcription or massage therapy. Medical transcription would fulfill my need to constantly proofread and edit everything. Massage therapy would fulfill my desire to ...well, to become a massage therapist. Do I flip a coin, or what?","url":"http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8481_f49a.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5555062566/"><img alt="8481_f49a_400" height="300" src="http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8481_f49a_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 5 - Make up my mind</strong><br />What do I want to do with my life? I've narrowed down my options to two: medical transcription or massage therapy. Medical transcription would fulfill my need to constantly proofread and edit everything. Massage therapy would fulfill my desire to ...well, to become a massage therapist. Do I flip a coin, or what?</p>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 03:44:08 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054412/7-Days-Day-5-Make-up-myurn:www-soup-io:1:118054412imagemehumandecisions7days7days5 7 Days, Day 4 {"tags":["me","knitting","dishcloth","human","7days","7days4"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5555061924/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 4\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EWaiting for an appointment. I haven't made a pair of socks in about a year, I think. My portable projects are all dishcloths now. I'm not sure how I feel about that yet. I didn't take a picture yesterday, so this is my catch-up. No big whoop.","url":"http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8483_cf59.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5555061924/"><img alt="8483_cf59_400" height="300" src="http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8483_cf59_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 4</strong><br />Waiting for an appointment. I haven't made a pair of socks in about a year, I think. My portable projects are all dishcloths now. I'm not sure how I feel about that yet. I didn't take a picture yesterday, so this is my catch-up. No big whoop.</p>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 03:43:47 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054422/7-Days-Day-4urn:www-soup-io:1:118054422imagemeknittingdishclothhuman7days7days4 7 Days, Day 3. {"tags":["me","human","7days","armslengthselfportrait","7days3"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547837565/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 3.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EIt snew. I started my day by walking a quarter of a mile through a FRAKE ATTACK to the bus stop, riding the bus, disembarking at the wrong stop on the wrong street, walking to the correct address on another wrong street, and then pretty much giving up. I took another bus to Darren's work and took the car for the rest of my errands.","url":"http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8485_79ed.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547837565/"><img alt="8485_79ed_400" height="300" src="http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8485_79ed_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 3.</strong><br />It snew. I started my day by walking a quarter of a mile through a FRAKE ATTACK to the bus stop, riding the bus, disembarking at the wrong stop on the wrong street, walking to the correct address on another wrong street, and then pretty much giving up. I took another bus to Darren's work and took the car for the rest of my errands.</p>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:39:12 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054440/7-Days-Day-3urn:www-soup-io:1:118054440imagemehuman7daysarmslengthselfportrait7days3 Great picture of Darren {"tags":["me","darren","human","armslengthselfportrait"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547836447/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EGreat picture of Darren\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ENot-so-great picture of my secret extra chin.","url":"http://6.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8486_a258.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547836447/"><img alt="8486_a258_400" height="300" src="http://6.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8486_a258_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Great picture of Darren</strong><br />Not-so-great picture of my secret extra chin.</p>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:38:47 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054462/Great-picture-of-Darrenurn:www-soup-io:1:118054462imagemedarrenhumanarmslengthselfportrait Marrying a Canadian means... {"tags":["me","darren","human","besthusbandever","armslengthselfportrait"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547834837/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMarrying a Canadian means...\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ENever having a fight over whose turn it is to clear the snow off the car.","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8487_299d.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547834837/"><img alt="8487_299d_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8487_299d_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Marrying a Canadian means...</strong><br />Never having a fight over whose turn it is to clear the snow off the car.</p>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:38:15 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054492/Marrying-a-Canadian-meansurn:www-soup-io:1:118054492imagemedarrenhumanbesthusbandeverarmslengthselfportrait 7 Days, Day 2 - DOWN {"tags":["snow","me","human","7days","armslengthselfportrait","7days2","frakeattack","bluemeanscold","oopswhitebalance"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547833495/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days, Day 2 - DOWN\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EAs in, I'm down with winter. Today, I went down to the bus stop in some snow that was coming down in soft, fluffy buckets. This afternoon, the snow was so fluffy, it looked like down feathers. My alternate plan was to find an OPP officer and have him pose with me, but I'm not sure he would have been down with that.","url":"http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8488_dd15.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5547833495/"><img alt="8488_dd15_400" height="300" src="http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/1705/8488_dd15_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>7 Days, Day 2 - DOWN</strong><br />As in, I'm down with winter. Today, I went down to the bus stop in some snow that was coming down in soft, fluffy buckets. This afternoon, the snow was so fluffy, it looked like down feathers. My alternate plan was to find an OPP officer and have him pose with me, but I'm not sure he would have been down with that.</p>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:37:46 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/118054523/7-Days-Day-2-DOWNurn:www-soup-io:1:118054523imagesnowmehuman7daysarmslengthselfportrait7days2frakeattackbluemeanscoldoopswhitebalance 7 Days: 1 - Party Trick {"tags":["me","video","piercing","human","labret","7days","partytrick","7days1","wooptidoo"],"type":"video","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5542024798/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003E7 Days: 1 - Party Trick\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EComplete lack of inspiration led me to perform this trick for you. I don't even know if you can see what's going on. The water was boiling for my enhanced cocoa as I filmed this, so I'll get started on that right away.","embedcode_or_url":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5542024798/"} <object data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=1.162" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="300" width="400"><param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=ba880f8fe2&amp;photo_id=5542024798" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=1.162" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=1.162" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="300" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=ba880f8fe2&amp;photo_id=5542024798" width="400" /></object><strong>7 Days: 1 - Party Trick</strong><br />Complete lack of inspiration led me to perform this trick for you. I don't even know if you can see what's going on. The water was boiling for my enhanced cocoa as I filmed this, so I'll get started on that right away.Sun, 20 Mar 2011 03:56:45 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/117131855/7-Days-1-Party-Trickurn:www-soup-io:1:117131855videomevideopiercinghumanlabret7dayspartytrick7days1wooptidoo I got mah hairs cut! {"tags":["haircut","me","redhead","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5509979493/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EI got mah hairs cut!\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EI was complaining to Darren a couple of hours ago that my hair was too long. He offered to help with that, so I washed my hair and sat on the kitchen chair. He did a great job!","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1641/7895_0bc6.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5509979493/"><img alt="7895_0bc6_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1641/7895_0bc6_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>I got mah hairs cut!</strong><br />I was complaining to Darren a couple of hours ago that my hair was too long. He offered to help with that, so I washed my hair and sat on the kitchen chair. He did a great job!</p>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:18:23 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/114650122/I-got-mah-hairs-cuturn:www-soup-io:1:114650122imagehaircutmeredheadhuman Wee tiny snow banks {"tags":["snow","ontario","canada","me","weather","cornwall","human","beerstore"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5432144217/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EWee tiny snow banks\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ESnow banks at The Beer Store parking lot.","url":"http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1544/6677_ff99.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5432144217/"><img alt="6677_ff99_400" height="300" src="http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1544/6677_ff99_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Wee tiny snow banks</strong><br />Snow banks at The Beer Store parking lot.</p>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 03:17:57 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/107591077/Wee-tiny-snow-banksurn:www-soup-io:1:107591077imagesnowontariocanadameweathercornwallhumanbeerstore Frake carcasses outside the window {"tags":["snow","me","weather","human","frakeattack","snowfrakes"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5426267612/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EFrake carcasses outside the window\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EThis is the side of the house that faces west, so this is kind of an exaggeration...but not much of one.","url":"http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1538/8165_d6ad.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5426267612/"><img alt="8165_d6ad_400" height="300" src="http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1538/8165_d6ad_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Frake carcasses outside the window</strong><br />This is the side of the house that faces west, so this is kind of an exaggeration...but not much of one.</p>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:10:22 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/107024975/Frake-carcasses-outside-the-windowurn:www-soup-io:1:107024975imagesnowmeweatherhumanfrakeattacksnowfrakes Tessica and me {"tags":["me","human","tess","armslengthselfportrait"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5106241141/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003ETessica and me\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EI didn't know it was a funnyface photo.","url":"http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1176/8343_4193.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5106241141/"><img alt="8343_4193_400" height="300" src="http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1176/8343_4193_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Tessica and me</strong><br />I didn't know it was a funnyface photo.</p>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:34:51 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/83505883/Tessica-and-meurn:www-soup-io:1:83505883imagemehumantessarmslengthselfportrait Angry inflatable ghost is ANGRY. {"tags":["me","halloweendecorations","armslengthselfportrait","inflatableghost"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5106834298/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EAngry inflatable ghost is ANGRY.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EGrr. Go 'way. I'm an angry ghost. Grr.","url":"http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/1176/8360_de88.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5106834298/"><img alt="8360_de88_400" height="300" src="http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/1176/8360_de88_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Angry inflatable ghost is ANGRY.</strong><br />Grr. Go 'way. I'm an angry ghost. Grr.</p>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:32:14 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/83505919/Angry-inflatable-ghost-is-ANGRYurn:www-soup-io:1:83505919imagemehalloweendecorationsarmslengthselfportraitinflatableghost I got a skeleton all tangled in mah hair {"tags":["me","skeleton","halloweendecorations","armslengthselfportrait","hairissues"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5106833442/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EI got a skeleton all tangled in mah hair\u003C/strong\u003E","url":"http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/1176/8363_770e.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5106833442/"><img alt="8363_770e_400" height="300" src="http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/1176/8363_770e_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>I got a skeleton all tangled in mah hair</strong></p>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:31:39 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/83505932/I-got-a-skeleton-all-tangled-inurn:www-soup-io:1:83505932imagemeskeletonhalloweendecorationsarmslengthselfportraithairissues You guys, I totally love my job {"tags":["me","peekaboo","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5106832122/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EYou guys, I totally love my job\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EI worked about 6 hours on Wednesday, so I took some pictures around the shop.","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1176/8366_29d7.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5106832122/"><img alt="8366_29d7_400" height="300" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1176/8366_29d7_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>You guys, I totally love my job</strong><br />I worked about 6 hours on Wednesday, so I took some pictures around the shop.</p>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:30:49 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/83505938/You-guys-I-totally-love-my-joburn:www-soup-io:1:83505938imagemepeekaboohuman Day 6 - Another new project {"tags":["wool","me","yarn","human","spinning","spindle","7days","corriedale","plying","7days6"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5018902278/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 6 - Another new project\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003ENamely, making a 2-ply yarn out of the blue/green fiber I was spinning all summer. I took this outside and dropped the spindle off the deck rail, which is a terrific way to save time if it's not windy or cold. Otherwise, I'm pretty much limited to plying lengths equal to my own height. Why are spinning wheels so expensive?","url":"http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1112/5941_e5f3.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5018902278/"><img alt="5941_e5f3_400" height="254" src="http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1112/5941_e5f3_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 6 - Another new project</strong><br />Namely, making a 2-ply yarn out of the blue/green fiber I was spinning all summer. I took this outside and dropped the spindle off the deck rail, which is a terrific way to save time if it's not windy or cold. Otherwise, I'm pretty much limited to plying lengths equal to my own height. Why are spinning wheels so expensive?</p>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 21:48:52 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/78345354/Day-6-Another-new-projecturn:www-soup-io:1:78345354imagewoolmeyarnhumanspinningspindle7dayscorriedaleplying7days6 Day 5, New project {"tags":["me","hair","knitting","human","spinning","7days","7days5","myhairislongerthanithought"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5015870825/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 5, New project\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EHere I am, rolling around in the yarn (again). Under my hair, I've got my yarn, my needles, and my pattern books. I also have a big smile on my face because it's time to make a sweater!","url":"http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1111/2190_4710.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5015870825/"><img alt="2190_4710_400" height="300" src="http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/1111/2190_4710_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 5, New project</strong><br />Here I am, rolling around in the yarn (again). Under my hair, I've got my yarn, my needles, and my pattern books. I also have a big smile on my face because it's time to make a sweater!</p>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 01:19:19 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/78254280/Day-5-New-projecturn:www-soup-io:1:78254280imagemehairknittinghumanspinning7days7days5myhairislongerthanithought Day 3: At work {"tags":["me","work","human","videostore","7days","7days3"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5010703082/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 3: At work\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EI work in a video store...again. Actually, I love this job fiercely. My last job was full of restrictions, rules, standards, and whatnot; with this job, I'm golden as long as I know the alphabet and don't set fire to anything.","url":"http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/1103/8922_9626.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5010703082/"><img alt="8922_9626_400" height="300" src="http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/1103/8922_9626_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 3: At work</strong><br />I work in a video store...again. Actually, I love this job fiercely. My last job was full of restrictions, rules, standards, and whatnot; with this job, I'm golden as long as I know the alphabet and don't set fire to anything.</p>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 03:03:32 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/77796269/Day-3-At-workurn:www-soup-io:1:77796269imagemeworkhumanvideostore7days7days3 Day 2, a big old whiff {"tags":["wool","me","yarn","human","spinning","7days","armslengthselfportrait","7days2"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5006081134/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EDay 2, a big old whiff\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EOf wool. Freshly washed, sun-dried, wool yarn. The knitting begins soon.","url":"http://d.asset.soup.io/asset/1100/8893_3cd7.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5006081134/"><img alt="8893_3cd7_400" height="300" src="http://d.asset.soup.io/asset/1100/8893_3cd7_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Day 2, a big old whiff</strong><br />Of wool. Freshly washed, sun-dried, wool yarn. The knitting begins soon.</p>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 21:49:17 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/77578715/Day-2-a-big-old-whiffurn:www-soup-io:1:77578715imagewoolmeyarnhumanspinning7daysarmslengthselfportrait7days2 Alternate 7 Days {"tags":["me","hair","outside","redhead","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5006076542/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EAlternate 7 Days\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EIt didn't fit with the theme, though.","url":"http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/1100/8899_b39e.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5006076542/"><img alt="8899_b39e_400" height="300" src="http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/1100/8899_b39e_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Alternate 7 Days</strong><br />It didn't fit with the theme, though.</p>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 21:47:59 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/77578734/Alternate-7-Daysurn:www-soup-io:1:77578734imagemehairoutsideredheadhuman What? I can't hear you; I have a cat-ass in my ear. {"tags":["me","cat","human","packet","7days","armslengthselfportrait","7days1"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5003183832/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EWhat? I can't hear you; I have a cat-ass in my ear.\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EI thought she was looking at the camera. Or, maybe she is and I don't know how to aim. Either way, today wasn't an inspired day for photography because I spent too much time in my pajamas playing with the computer and with the rest of the yarn for my mom's sweater.","url":"http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1098/8597_3724.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/5003183832/"><img alt="8597_3724_400" height="300" src="http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/1098/8597_3724_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>What? I can't hear you; I have a cat-ass in my ear.</strong><br />I thought she was looking at the camera. Or, maybe she is and I don't know how to aim. Either way, today wasn't an inspired day for photography because I spent too much time in my pajamas playing with the computer and with the rest of the yarn for my mom's sweater.</p>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 02:29:32 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/77428957/What-I-cant-hear-you-I-haveurn:www-soup-io:1:77428957imagemecathumanpacket7daysarmslengthselfportrait7days1 More Katie, Darren, and me {"tags":["me","darren","sister","katie","husband","human"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/4964323465/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EMore Katie, Darren, and me\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EKatie's really good at arm's-length self portraits.","url":"http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/1062/5282_de15.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/4964323465/"><img alt="5282_de15_400" height="300" src="http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/1062/5282_de15_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>More Katie, Darren, and me</strong><br />Katie's really good at arm's-length self portraits.</p>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:59:57 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/75131220/More-Katie-Darren-and-meurn:www-soup-io:1:75131220imagemedarrensisterkatiehusbandhuman Katie, Darren, and Kristen. Again {"tags":["me","darren","sister","katie","husband","human","armslengthselfportrait"],"type":"image","source":"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/4962982434/","body":"\u003Cstrong\u003EKatie, Darren, and Kristen. Again\u003C/strong\u003E\u003Cbr /\u003EThis was today before Katie had to leave. The weather started out really hot when Katie got here, but cooled down Friday night and was great for Saturday and today. Thanks, Ontario weather!","url":"http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/1061/5456_c307.jpeg"} <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarkasmo/4962982434/"><img alt="5456_c307_400" height="300" src="http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/1061/5456_c307_400.jpeg" width="400" /></a></p> <p><strong>Katie, Darren, and Kristen. Again</strong><br />This was today before Katie had to leave. The weather started out really hot when Katie got here, but cooled down Friday night and was great for Saturday and today. Thanks, Ontario weather!</p>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:37:12 GMThttp://www.sarkasmo.net/post/75029022/Katie-Darren-and-Kristen-Againurn:www-soup-io:1:75029022imagemedarrensisterkatiehusbandhumanarmslengthselfportrait